I just don’t get. Why 7 year olds never listen.

*the day we get new groceries*
Me: DONT TOUCH MY POPTARTS. OK? You can have the other poptarts but don’t touch the blueberry muffin ones. Understand?
Paul and CJ: yessss
Me: I’ll kill you if you touch them!
Paul and CJ: okkk
*a week later…*
Me: WHO OPENED MY POPTARTS? CJ?
CJ: no.
Me: paul? did you eat my poptarts?
Paul: I didn’t touch them
Me: CAELAN!!!!
*he runs away to hide on the couch and you can see his smile*
Me: WHY’D YOU EAT MY POPTARTS? I told you when we got them not to touch them!
CJ: I forgot..jeez.
Me: DON’T TOUCH MY POPTARTS.

and I also don’t get art sometimes..how the hell is dipping your hair in paint and rubbing it on the floor…art? I don’t get it. What I do get, is ‘art’ like that, is just a freak show for rich people that don’t want to be seen at a real, cheap freak show. Why not pay good money to think people are weirdos?

on another point. I went to mcdonalds like 3 weeks ago in the middle of the night. There were some crackheads in front of us that wouldn’t move…they were talking to a guy that was standing right outside their car (this is in the drive thru duh..its midnight) and the guy starts walking away, still talking to them, but backing up. then he stops…and goes back to the vehicle, and gets in the vehicle. the vehicle drives up to the next window (FINALLY..we were sitting there waiting for them to move since there was no one in front of them). the guy exits the vehicle. There’s only one thing they could possibly be doing to be that stupid. Pot. Heads.
Not at MY mcdonalds pls kthx. go to church’s chicken or something. or does the fact that it has the word CHURCH in it freak you out you..flippin..greasy chicken loving pot heads.

Omg. Just some things. seriously.

♥Jaycee Love