It’s been a while since my last post, I totally forgot about tumblr honestly. Someone mentioned I was ranting about something and it all of a sudden came back to me. That’s what I use tumblr for. My ranting. Like “You know what really Grinds my Gears?” by Peter Griffin. So I was thinking about the things that really annoy the crap out of me.

Thing 1: We just moved into a new house like 2 1/2 months ago, and the ice maker doesn’t work. So we had to go out and buy ice cube trays and manually freeze ice cubes, which I totally hate doing. I put ice into almost all my drinks unless they’re already cold cuz I can’t stand drinking warm drinks. So ice being on short hand, I usually make sure to make extra ice. My problem is though, that if you get the cheap ice cube trays, they bend easily (which yes is a good thing, but not if you’re breaking the plastic) but…like I just said, THEY BREAK. So we’ve only had the trays for like 2 months and the plastic is already wearing out and tearing in some places, so some of the ice cubes never even make it out of the tray. It’s so annoying, especially when I want a drink but I can’t have any ice cubes. : ( So I have to go out and find some new ice cube trays that are decent that you can actually get the ice cubes out of!!! >: (

Thing 2: Tumblr’s main page, the “Home” page is called a dashboard. Makes me think of cars. People banging faces into dashboards. Like desks..I find it weird and kind of annoying that they call it a dashboard. I understand why, but it still annoys me.

On a 3rd note not previously mentioned above, I hate it when you’re trying to rand about something and then someone comes and starts messing you a. making you lose your train of though which annoys the crap out of you and b. making you want to punch them in the face so hard it sends them back to korea. GOD people can be so fucking annoying. 

I like zombies..but I hate spiders.

In fact..I was discussing with a friend today about me possibly having skin cancer..and I told her that the worst thing I could imagine happening to me is my skin falling off. Then I realized that I would be ok with that, it’d make me seem like a zombie! :D Except that I don’t eat brains, unless they’re made of jello. That got me thinking about a zombie cake, like hey what if I made a cake, that looked like a zombie head..and had like dark red jelly around the brain area (inside the cake) so when you cut into it, it bleeds red! that would be the most awesome cake EVER!
SO I gotta find a reason to make the cake…my birthday was last month so..lol that’s out of the question..I know if I don’t make a cake for a good reason..it won’t get eaten..My sister’s birthday is on the 23rd, but I don’t think she’s appreciate a zombie infested cake. teehee… I’ll figure something out and make a zombie plan ^^ or..cake plan..yeah..so I love zombies. Dead Rising…killing zombies is easy, but the inmates in the park, I HATE THOSE MOTHERHEFFERS!

OH. and yeah about the spiders…I found a spider in my room last night..it freaked me out ;_; so I febreze’d it..and then i was running out of febreze so I victoria secret berry kissed…it lol. Yay for female spray! I don’t know if it died or not..it fell and has been missing ever since..it makes me afraid. I found a giant spider on my floor one time (the body, not including the legs, was about the size of my thumbnail…) and I went and flushed it down the toilet (after skillfully picking it up), but I was very afraid that it was going to survive and send its spider mafia after me and bite me while I was asleep ;_; Speaking of that though..we got pictures on dec. 12, family pictures. and the night before..I noticed that my  lip started to swell, but only on the bottom left part….we didn’t know what was happening. Mom asked her dentist and he said the most likely reason (since it wasn’t the whole bottom lip or both lips, not an allergic reaction) was a spider bite..since it was hard and big (my lip). SEE? There is a legitimate reason for being scared. They bite you.

My other phobias, a story for another time.

♥Jaycee Love

iGod

Have you ever tried chatting with the iGod?

iGod. Repenting made easy!!!
http://gprime.net/game.php/igod
There’s the link. It’s pretty interesting. You say hi first, it says hello back and asks you your name, which he will on refer to you about 1/4 the time. Then it depends on what you talk about, the conversation can actually go in loops. I kept saying no one time and it just went in a loop.

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: no

At one point God was like “alright, let’s do it.” and I was so confused (it was the first day I tried playing with it) so I asked “what? do IT? as in…sex?” and just the replies you get are hilarious. You should play with it :) It’s amusing for a while and then it gets boring so you stop and save it for another day. Happy non-repenting! :D

♥Jaycee Love

I was driving with my dad the other day, and when I’m having a conversation with someone I usually tend to pay more attention to things.

Lately I’ve been looking at cars that I want. You know, possibilities when I need one next year. So I saw one while I was driving and thought “ooh that looks cute. Mazda 5, cool.” I passed it, cuz I’m cool like that :P and was looking in my rearview mirror when I had one of those moments.

me: “what company?”
dad: “what the car?”
me: “yeah”
dad: “mazda?”
me: “then whats the model?”
dad: “5?”
me: “just 5? what the heck? so they have numbers instead of names? so there’s like a mazda 3 and 4 and 6?”
dad: “no I think they’re referring to the number of doors”
me: “but there’s only four doors…the trunk is not a door, it is a trunk.”

so My question is…if they’re referring to the number of doors then why have just a number? I’m sure some of their other vehicles have 5 “doors” (I still say 4 and a trunk) so why aren’t they called mazda 5’s if they’re not the same style? What if I want that particular one and you can’t find it for me because IT HAS NO NAME O_O

Mazda if you want me to buy your damned car you have to make it idiot proof.
forgetyouimgoingkiasoul.

♥Jaycee Love

I just don’t get. Why 7 year olds never listen.

*the day we get new groceries*
Me: DONT TOUCH MY POPTARTS. OK? You can have the other poptarts but don’t touch the blueberry muffin ones. Understand?
Paul and CJ: yessss
Me: I’ll kill you if you touch them!
Paul and CJ: okkk
*a week later…*
Me: WHO OPENED MY POPTARTS? CJ?
CJ: no.
Me: paul? did you eat my poptarts?
Paul: I didn’t touch them
Me: CAELAN!!!!
*he runs away to hide on the couch and you can see his smile*
Me: WHY’D YOU EAT MY POPTARTS? I told you when we got them not to touch them!
CJ: I forgot..jeez.
Me: DON’T TOUCH MY POPTARTS.

and I also don’t get art sometimes..how the hell is dipping your hair in paint and rubbing it on the floor…art? I don’t get it. What I do get, is ‘art’ like that, is just a freak show for rich people that don’t want to be seen at a real, cheap freak show. Why not pay good money to think people are weirdos?

on another point. I went to mcdonalds like 3 weeks ago in the middle of the night. There were some crackheads in front of us that wouldn’t move…they were talking to a guy that was standing right outside their car (this is in the drive thru duh..its midnight) and the guy starts walking away, still talking to them, but backing up. then he stops…and goes back to the vehicle, and gets in the vehicle. the vehicle drives up to the next window (FINALLY..we were sitting there waiting for them to move since there was no one in front of them). the guy exits the vehicle. There’s only one thing they could possibly be doing to be that stupid. Pot. Heads.
Not at MY mcdonalds pls kthx. go to church’s chicken or something. or does the fact that it has the word CHURCH in it freak you out you..flippin..greasy chicken loving pot heads.

Omg. Just some things. seriously.

♥Jaycee Love